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not inspired by anything anywhere, obviously

[underachievement]

Ladies night & I'm eavesdropping on 2 off-duty nurses heatedly debating the probable state of your dick

/takes forever to return a text. Steve, pls.

[willingtopaytheprice]

I'm going to assume they saw me in my uniform or something. Unless they were at the hospital in DC.

shows up late with black coffee from the slightly-out-the-way independent cafe, classic steve

[underachievement]

From the sounds of it, just history enthusiasts
I'm learning so much.

he does like the classics.

[willingtopaytheprice]

[he can't help it he has to know]

Like what? And gee thanks, Nat already calls me a fossil, now I'm fodder for history fans.

[underachievement]

That it's right up there with lobotomies and snake oil for an old school cure-all.

Update: Derailed into what STI's you do/n't have

[willingtopaytheprice]

Give them some inside info: none. Can't get any sort of infection, sexually or not.

[underachievement]

Don't tempt me, Rogers.
They'll start buying me drinks and nurses make even less than I do.

[willingtopaytheprice]

Tempt you with what?

[underachievement]

Free booze
Unless your dick is so impressive it has its own tab here.

[willingtopaytheprice]

That wouldn't be a good idea, no. And no, it doesn't have a tab there. Not sure how that would work actually.

[underachievement]

"Hi, I'm Captain goddamn America" would probably take care of most things state-side. You're more of a god here than thunder guy.

[willingtopaytheprice]

I would probably put them out of business for a day or two if I went to a bar to drink. I'll tell Thor you said that about him.

[underachievement]

[ she's game to fight the electric god. or drink with him. w/e w/e ]

What as in super sobriety?

[willingtopaytheprice]

No matter how much I drink, can't get drunk. I burn it off too fast. Well, on Earth liquor. Thor keeps telling me about the mead from Asgard.